So I had a long time customer named Brian (I didn't actually 'have' him...he just shopped here)
So about 3 years ago he moved away.
He was in the area yesterday and he stopped by.
Here is the conversation:
BRIAN: "WOW! You haven't changed at all!"
So to sum up:
He was gone for around 3 years....did he think I'd have a beard down to my knees? I'd be fat and bald? Sixteen grandchildren?
(He was a bit fatter than I remembered)