Wednesday, July 18, 2012

The Spider and the Smoke Detector

So last night around midnight the smoke detector goes off.

As per our pre-arranged fire plan nobody knew what to do.

I go wandering around the house looking for smoke.

No smoke. No fire. Just a blaring alarm.

Wifey informs me that it's probably a spider that set off the alarm.

So now I have to worry about fire breathing spiders!!!!

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The screaming noise wouldn't stop so I went down to the basement and turned off the circuit breaker to the smoke alarms.

When I wake up in the morning Wifey left me a note:

THERE IS NO HOT WATER.

I guess I also turned off the circuit breaker to the water heater.

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What have we learned?

Spiders are tiny little dragons.

Circuit breaker for smoke alarms also turns off water heater.

10 comments:

Cake's semi-in-laws said...

So to sum up:

Once again, IANO is proven to be quite retarded on a number of fronts...and he should feel quite lucky his house didn't catch fire overnight.

Not sure where to start said...

Smoke Me Do

Happiness is a Warm Spider

I Want to Douse Your Spider

And Your Spider Can Singe

Baby You're a Burnt Man

Eight Legged Beatles said...

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except me and my Spider

Overwhelmed Beatles said...

Eight Flaming Spiders a Week?

Spider-Beatles said...

Detector Tripper

Arsonist Beatles said...

Smokey Truffle

Ob-La-BLARE!, Ob-La-BLARE!

Why Don't We Burn it in the Road

Spider-man said...

While my Spider Gently Weeps

Probably not Wifey said...

Two of Us (Running All Over the House Trying to Find a Dragon Spider)

Simple Beatles said...

I've Just Seen a Flame

Fire Extinguisher said...

Smoke detectors are one of the most important elements of any home or business security system.

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