Friday, March 08, 2013

Mom's Junk Mail

My Mom died in 2004.

This past week I got some mail addressed to her.

On the envelope in BOLD letters it stated:

OPEN IMMEDIATELY...TIMELY MATERIAL.

I didn't open it.

1 comment:

Longwinded Cake said...

I'm still getting mail for people who owned this house up to ten years ago...after dutifully "returning to sender" the first dozen or so from the same three or four people/companies, I started writing long, sarcastic notes on the envelopes' backs and then returning them. Guesses where the people might've moved, etc. But the mail keeps coming!

In summary:

People are dumb.

But you win for "timely material." Idiots.