Wednesday, September 18, 2013


A customer comes in today and tells me some of the bad stuff that's been happening to him.

He mentions that at least he will be able to soon get off of his meds. Here is the conversation that followed:

ME: "How long have you been taking these meds?"

HIM: "A long time."

ME: "Any side effects?"

HIM:  "They made my penis really, really big."

ME: "I know."


Cake said...

So you had a date with him, too, then??

BollWeevilPrime said...

Your job has a surprising amount of elements in common with bar tending...