Tuesday, May 05, 2009

The Jon Stewart Show


I'm going to share a bit from last nights Daily Show because you didn't watch it.

They were discussing Judge Souter and I guess the Judge stated that he had a GREAT job but in a crappy city.

At that point Jon Stewart wondered what would be a crappy job but in a great city...they came up with:

A Eunuch in Fuck Town.

I'm guessing you can come up with something better.

A prize is not involved.

22 comments:

A priest said...

Being a child in Pedovillia seems like a pretty bad deal.

not hannity said...

Republican in Abortionburg!

adolf said...

Jew in Tehran.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Hey! No prize, no play! Aw, what the heck. This is actually tricky.

Mary Kay Rep in Amishville?
Rehab Counselor in Happydrunkburg?
Abstinence Educator in Intercourse, PA? (Too close to original, trying too hard...)

Voosh! I give up!

goomba guinea said...

Yankees fan in Boston.

Sparkle Plenty said...

re: RIP. Nooooooooo! Waah.

Stem cell lad said...

Breast Cancer Surgeon in Titsburgh

Cake said...

Steak chef in Veganville?

I'm hungry said...

Vegan cook in any town ending in "burg"?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Sushi Chef in Frytown?

Heck. I think I wanna move to Frytown. I believe I'm having a Homer Simpson moment...all those french fry trees...

I have a cold said...

Dust Bunny in Oreckville

Will Eisner said...

Owner of a tiny store jammed with comic books?

IANO has swine flu! said...

Pig-farmer in Mexico?

aj foyt said...

Cobra in Mongoose City

Anonymous said...

Bob Newhart in Funky Town

The Church Lady said...

Heathen in the Vatican

Too soon? said...

Dom Deluise amongst the living.

Sparkle Plenty said...

BRILLIANT BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IANO w/a picture banner is kinda like when silent movies got sound. Or somethin'.

Cake said...

Dearest Sparkle:

The punctuation police have asked me to issue you with a citation regarding your excessive exclamation point usage.

Thank you,

Cake

p.s.
AWESOME BANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.p.s.
Crap...it's contagious.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Darling Cakie:

?????????????????????
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
( .)

Love,
Sparkle

P.S. It IS contagious!!! Punctuate into your elbow!!!

Cake said...

Darling Sparkle:

It's a Punctuation Pandemic!!!!!!!! Seek help!??!?!??

Love....!

{Comma...I mean, Cake!}

p.s.
I punctuated into my elbow and now it's all damp and exclamatory!

Confused bystander said...

Sea kelp? What about sea kelp?