Sunday, November 01, 2009

Dear UNICEF,


Next year please keep your begging mulattos away from my house.

Thank you in advance!

LOVE,
I AINT NO OPRAH.


(I'm probably in trouble for today's post, huh?)

8 comments:

Cake said...

UNICEF is soooo last year...I didn't get asked even once.

I did, however, get folks asking for donations to the food bank...kids these days have their priorities all wrong, I tell ya. Losers.

Lois's kids said...

You're a chicken pie!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Dear Lois's kids,

GET OFFA MY LAWN!!

Actually I don't mind UNICEF but when I asked the guilty party what UNICEF was he had no idea.

Neither do I.

Lois's kids said...

Doesn't UNICEF stand for A Company Making Everything?

No, wait...CHICKEN PIE!

Lois's kids' mom said...

Jak-El asked me last night if we could do that "money in a box" thing next year, but kinda lost interest when I told him he didn't get to keep the money.

So obviously, my kids have their priorities straight

The Silver Fox said...

@Lois: Poop.

Lois's kids' mom said...

@SilverFox; You're a chicken pie!

The Silver Fox said...

@Lois's Kids' Mom: Chicken pie or not, this year I tried a variation on the "money in a box" thing, calling my phony charity the "David Fund." "And how old is this David?" they'd ask. "Almost 53... umm... months."

BTW, Lois's Kids' Mom, I'm glad they don't say "chicken pot pie." That might mean they were into marijuana, and stuff.