Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Nothing funny has happened yet.

So today has been kinda dull. Even last night was.

But I have a duty to entertain, so the show must go on...


I pull up to the Toll Booth.

My toll is 70 cents so I hand the toll-taker a crisp one dollar bill.

He hands me back 30 cents. I think it was a quarter and a nickle.


Last night:

Wifey: "What do you want to watch?"

ME: "I don't care...what ever you want to."


At the store:

ME: "Would you like some backing boards with those?"

Customer: "No thank you."


DIALS UP SAUL: :::::ring:::: ::::ring::: ::::ring:::: :::ring:::

ME: ::::hangs up phone:::


CRAZY JASON: "::::unintelligible banter::::"

ME: "Thank you."


ME: "Do me a favor...shut the door."

INDIAN GUY: ::::shuts door:::


ME: "Go owwwwside? Go owwwwwside?"

PUPPY: :::wags tail:::


WIFEY: "Mind if I go out tonight?"

ME: "Have fun."



Sparkle Plenty said...

Kam Fong as Chin Ho!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Don Ho as Chin Ho!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Cam Neely as Chin Ho?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Kam Fong as Ho Chi Minh!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Kim You as Sparkle Ho

Tom (A Third Moment) said...

You posted.

I read it.

I commented.

Still nothing funny.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Tom posted.

I read it.

We're getting warmer.

But then again, I'm feverish said...

I thought it was funny Thar the guy closed the door.

That there is grade A funnyman stuff!

Duh said... iPod thought I wanted to say "Thar" and this here tard didn't notice. I brought the funny, I'll send you a bill.