Friday, May 21, 2010
Soggy Waffles: Part Deux
So the other day the Lovely Lois brought up 'Soggy Waffles in my Teacup'.
Much laughter followed.
Just something about the expression.
'Soggy Waffles in my Teacup'
But I'm a guy. It sounded....it sounded....dirty.
So Google came into play.
Trust me...you don't want to google 'Soggy Waffle'
You especially don't want to see the definitions on Urban Dictionary.
Picture a Frat House.
Picture what the brothers would do to a waffle to make it soggy.
Picture a frathouse game involving said soggy waffle.
Now picture the loser having to eat said soggy waffle.
Urban Dictionary. People are nuts.
But I kept reading.
I'm a guy.
And there it was. The 5th definition.
It cracked me up.
It was simple.
To the point (as all things should be)
Soggy Waffle: a sub-par vagina.
A sub-par vagina.
That has to be the worst insult you can give a broad (other than "Your ass looks huge")
GUY: "Ummmm, Honey...I've been meaning to tell you that you have a sub-par vagina."
GUY: "You know, a soggy waffle."