Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Sometimes you get what you ask for.
So yesterday I was with Cousin Saul and we stopped to get a quick bite to eat.
I ordered a 'hot dog'. I used the words 'hot' and 'dog'.
The lady took my order.
When my food arrived I had this ENORMOUS hot dog on my plate! Probably 12-16 inches long (save the jokes, Losers!)
And it was greasy and horrible and everything in between.
So I said to Cousin Saul "Have you ever seen such a thing?"
And Cosuin Saul replied: "It's named Dog-Zilla, what did you expect?"
He wasn't lying. There on the menu board (fancy place, huh?) it mocked me. DOGZILLA $3.95.
By the end of Dogzilla I ended up enjoying him (save the jokes, Losers!)