Sunday, January 09, 2011

I read the headlines so you don't have to.


Here are some of today's headlines from newspapers all around the country.

(Headline writers like the word rampage and massacre)

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GUNMAN ATTACKS U.S.REP.

SHOOTER TARGETS REP.

SHOOTING SPREE

RAMPAGE!

TRAGEDY IN TUSCON

ARIZONA RAMPAGE

ARIZONA ASSASSIN

SHOOTING SHAKES NATION

ARIZONA MELEE

RAMPAGE IN ARIZONA

MASSACRE SHAKES ARIZONA

I-PHONE COMING TO VERIZON?

'SENSELESS' BLOODSHED

DARK DAY IN ARIZONA

SAFEWAY MASSACRE

'UNSPEAKABLE'

MASACRE EN TUSCON

JETS BEAT COLTS!

2 comments:

Regis Philbin said...

When she worked with me she didn't have a bullet in her brain.

Anonymous said...

Or did she?