WAITRESS: "Would you like to see our healthy choices menu?"
ME: "Do I look like I'd like to see your healthy choices menu?"
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"It's over for us. If this oil comes ashore, it's just over for us," Rowell said angrily, rubbing his forehead. "Nobody wants no oily shrimp."
"Oh, That Wifey!"
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1 comment:
I'd prefer to see the roadkill menu, thanks.
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