Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Breakfast in America



So yesterday I'm out having breakfast.

The usual fare. Eggs, sausage, toast, bacon, hash browns, coffee, grape jelly.

Breakfast.

And I look next to me.

And next to me is a couple in their early 60s.

Eating breakfast. At a breakfast place.

Normal.

Eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, coffee, orange juice, hash browns, and a bunch of etc.

All normal.

So far.

The couple was Japanese. Speaking Japanese. Eating breakfast just like I do.

I never thought about it before. The Japanese like the same breakfast food that I do!

Have you ever seen Japanese people in a breakfast place in America?

Trust me, you probably haven't.

The moral of the story?

Breakfast food is better than raw squid.

3 comments:

Mr. Fukushima said...

How do you know the meat on their plate wasn't part of the Japanese Special, hmm?

Mr. Notevenjapanesesounding said...

Cold squid all illadiated, heartress, Amelican!

The ghost of Hirohito said...

Who need microwave? We nuke our food before we even pick it. Very efficient.