I was listening to the news this morning and they mentioned this out of state carnival worker who was arrested and charged with raping two girls.
Out of state carnival worker.
Accused of rape.
The owner of The Carnival (I'm not making this up) was quoted as saying that his references and background checks all came out good.
So let me get this straight....I want to join The Carnival and they check my references? They do a background check on me?
And where do they do this? How do they do this?
Does a desire for rape show up in a background check?
"Oh yeah, Charlie liked to rape broads in between his stints on the Tilt-O-Whirl so we had to let him go..."
"Let's see...Charlie. Oh yeah...Charlie. Hard worker. Never late. Rapes broads. Can guess weights like nobodies business. Ring tosser supreme. Whatever happened to him?"
SO TO SUM UP:
I want some fried dough. With powdered sugar and cinnamon on it.
And melted butter.