Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Talking like a superhero.

Wifey is leaving this morning and here is our conversation:

WIFEY: "Okay...have a great day, see you tonight!"

ME: " well!"

WIFEY: "Why are you talking like a superhero?"

ME: "Huh? I ain't talking like a superhero."

WIFEY: "Doesn't one of your little superheroes say 'Be Well and Prosper'?"

ME: "I didn't say 'Be Well and Prosper' and second of all that isn't the expression, It's 'Live Long and Prosper' and Spock says it...not one of my little superheroes."


WIFEY: "Okay...bye!"

:::Wifey leaves but only to come back in the house ten seconds later::::

WIFEY: "Nanu-Nanu."


Lois Lane said...

And that's why being Wifey is the best superpower.

Redbeard76 said...

Wifey: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like it when I'm angry.

Redbeard76 said...

Is HULK even a superhero? Kind of an anti-hero, he just gets mad and smashes stuff up.

cake said...

So to sum up:

You talk about your little superheroes. Constantly.

Lois is a llama.

And Mork was Spock's good friend. Or something.

The end.

Sparkle Plenty said...

To sum up: You and wifey been smokin' the early mornin' peace pipe again.

the brit said...

I love Wifey - she makes me laugh, constantly .....

Lois Lane said...

Llama, Llama, Wifey.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

::whispers in The Brits ear::


Sparkle Plenty said...

Hey! It's official! Kiss on the neck a neck!

(I love your new links--especially or something)

tarzan said...

Wifey funny.

cake said...

Way to go, Tarzan. You killed off the comments.

*strangles him with a vine*

Redbeard76 said...

"But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent
He would not be caught sittin' around in no
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing...

...Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane.""-Superman's Song, Crash Test Dummies

R. starkey said...

-Be Well For The Benefit of Mr. Kite.

-All You Need Is To Live Long and Prosper.

-I Am The Little Superhero.

-I Wanna Hold Your Nanu-nanu.