That's what the sign said in front of the retail establishment. Not 'don't google', but 'Switch Flops have arrived !!'
And it had the two exclamation points so you know Switch Flops are awesome.
You also know that they've arrived and that's something to be double-y excited about.
Afterall...SWITCH FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED!!
So why do I say don't google?
Well chances are, other than the Lovely (and Curvaceous) Sparkle Plenty none of us probably know what Switch Flops are and why it's so wonderful that they've arrived.
I still haven't googled. I don't plan to.
Because I want Switch Flops to always be something exciting and wonderful and delicious.
If I google, Switch Flops will be some kind of new concrete or roofing material. Or lima beanean cousin.
Possibly a new sewing stitch. Or vitamin supplement.
I want Switch Flops to forever be worth the two exclamation points!!
I want The Hoag to get scammed buying said Switch Flops.
I want to invest in Switch Flops and make a killing.
I want to show Wifey something magical using my new Switch Flops. Or Switch Flop singular.
I want World Peace using a single Switch Flop and some duct tape.
Switch Flops are the answer. You know it. I know it.
If you're weak like the Lovely (and Curvaceous) Cake...go ahead, google.
Just keep it to yourself.
I wanna dream.
I wanna live.
I wanna Switch Flop and fly!