Monday, May 18, 2009

The Bowl Queen

So last night Wifey has some fruit and it's in a bowl.

When she finishes I see the empty bowl, pick it up, and put it in the dishwasher.

An hour or so later she has something else. In a bowl.

When she finishes I see it sitting there, pick it up, and put it in the dishwasher.

And I notice there are a bunch of bowls in said dishwasher.

So we have a conversation (it's what we do)

ME: "You're a Bowl Queen."

WIFEY: "I'm not a Bowl Queen."

ME: "Yes you are! You my friend, are The Bowl Queen!"

WIFEY: "I'm not a Bowl Queen."

ME: "Are."

WIFEY: "You are an Ass Queen."

ME: "I'm not an Ass Queen."

WIFEY: "You are."

ME: "Why would you say that?"

WIFEY: "Because you're an ass."

ME: "I'm not an ass."

WIFEY: "Are."

ME: "You're a Bowl Queen."

WIFEY: "Why are you so mean?"

ME: "I'm not mean...you just use a lot of bowls."

WIFEY: "You're an ass.

ME: "Bowl Queen."

6 comments:

Just sayin' said...

Dear Ass Queen:

It's a valid question...why ARE you so mean?

p.s.
Do you have a dishwasher fetish?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Oh, nice try. There is NO way you got the last word in that conversation. Here, let me edit it for you:

WIFEY: "Why are you so mean?"
ME: "I'm not mean...you just use a lot of bowls."
WIFEY: "You're an ass.
ME: "Bowl Queen."
WIFEY: "Ass Queen."

Behold the beauty in the truth!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Ass.

Cake said...

Queen!

Sparkle Plenty said...

Queeny McAssy Assingsteinington Queenster!

I win! I win! Don't try to throw down with me, IANO!

(i, too, am a bowl queen...shhh...)

Anonymous said...

Yawn.