Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Don't take it for granite

Every week on Buddy Nite me and The Hoag drive by this place that sells granite.

And every week there is this huge slab of granite just sitting outside unattended.

And every week one of us reverts back to being 14 years old and will say:

"HEY! Let's take that slab of granite...nobody is around!"

And then the other guy has to remind the other guy that we no longer steal stuff, we're pushing 50, and would probably go to jail.

And of course the most important part.

The slab of granite weighs upwards of two thousands pounds and it won't fit in my car.


If we ever drive by a place with sponges outside... we're taking them.


Spud said...

You're pushing 50, I agree. But, didn't Hoag already pushed it?

Spud said...

and, yes. I did mean to type "already pushed it".

Hannibal said...

At least you don't kill and eat people.

Sparkle Plenty said...

No, no. Stick with the granite. All you need is a plan. A plan and a Sikorsky S-61 helicopter. And trip snacks.

Cake said...

Oh Sparkle, that would rock!


Sparkle Plenty said...

Yes indeedy, Cake, but do they have the stones to pull off the most daring heist that stretch of road has ever seen?