Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Plane gone a missing.

A couple of days ago an Air France plane 'went a missing' somewhere over the ocean near Brazil.

Reporters start interviewing family members of those on board said 'gone a missing plane'.

Here is what one grieving Brainiac said:

"We're holding out hope."


Hmmmm...holding out hope.

That the plane has a two day supply of gas?

That your grandmother can swim for two days in the shark infested waters off the coast of Brazil? (I have no idea if there are sharks off the coast of Brazil)

Holding out hope.

That they landed at another airport and didn't tell anyone?

They're dead.

Keep holding out hope that the funeral director doesn't rip you off.


Cake said...

I expect a much more touching RIP for me after my plane goes "missing" on Friday morning. Don't make me haunt you!

Amelia said...

I'm still missing, dammit! Look for me, look for me!

The Missing Beatles Game said...


mulderjoe said...

If Robert Hays was the pilot, they'd be fine.

I Ain't No Oprah said...


Surely you're joking?

Leslie said...

No...I'm not joking...and don't call me Shirley.

Clinky said...

If the crash doesn't kill them, the polar bear will.

Kathy said...

y aren't u posting on cynics? there's a dearth over there and they need you, stat