It's a gas, gas, gas!
"Ohhhh, I thought you said Jews...juice makes a lot more sense."
"Oh good, it clearly doesn't make your hair fall out."
"Why are we parking...and how am I paying for this again??"
Drive my car.
"Papi promised himself he'd never hitchhike again."
"So, I says to the fan, in Boston they pucker up just like this and..." At which point, Manny found himself in the field and Papi had a new car.
Please put your pants back on, Manny.
"Manny was glad they didn't put the wrong uniforms on when they were getting dressed again...that would've been embarrassing."
"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're not wearing sunglasses."
"This don't look like KITT to me! You lied!"
"I call it the Red Monster."
"Galaxy 500 being a Galaxy 500"
Hey Barney, if the girls ever find out about this we're in BIG trouble..."
"Hey Amigo....that ain't the stickshift."
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