Friday, June 12, 2009

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

So last night me and The Hoag decided to have a couple of cigars.

Monte Cristos.

ME: "Hey...this is pretty good."

HOAG: "Yeah."

ME: "A nice slow burn."

HOAG: "Smooth."


About 45 minutes later:

ME: "These burn nice and slow"

HOAG: "It's not lit."

Earlier in the week comics fell off my racks.


freud said...

I think in your case, a cigar is actually a penis.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

But it wasn't lit.

Cake said...

But I suspect YOU were..

Kathy said...

Told you these things come in 3's.

cousin saul said...

This is a funny warning on a box of candy:
Safety Warning: "Small objects such as hard or soft candies may inadvertently become lodged in the throat."
Inadvertently? Hmmmm...