Q-Tips.
We love 'em, we use 'em.
And we buy the Q-Tip brand.
Why?
Because they are far superior to cheap knock-offs or store brands.
Q-Tips.
So what is the Q-Tips paradox, you ask?
Well, every morning I shower and every morning I use a Q-Tip.
And guess what?
There is nothing on the Q-Tip after I use it because I use them every day.
It doesn't feel satisfying when there isn't anything on there.
But it's gross if there is.
Maybe it ain't a paradox at all.
Sometimes a Q-Tip is just a Q-Tip.
Waxy or not.
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I like the warning on the Q-Tip package: "Do not insert into the ear canal."
Isn't Q-Tip the actor on Law and Order?
Thanks for telling us about your toiletry habits! My life is now complete.
What do you use the Q-Tip for since it's forbidden to use it in your ears?
It starts with a Q...
Crazy Jason: Why do they call them Q-Tips? They should call them E-Tips.
Thank you.
Bring back Crazy Jason!
I like to use Q-Tips to clean out the gunk between my fatty folds...is IANO fatter than I realized?
this sickens me.
One after 909. Pounds, that is.
I use a spatula for my fatty folds.
Gee, if you really wanted to look authoritative and did some research, you could've linked to an old Q-Tip poston my RantZ blog. (I know, I know, like you'd bother. Just kidding.)
But but but everyone deleted references to your RantZ blog after you demanded it! *sobs in confusion*
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