Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Today's winner in 'The Dumbest Song Lyric' contest

The Song is: The Battle of New Orleans

The Artist is: Johnny Horton.

And the Lyric is:

'We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down.
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.
We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.'


Lois Lane said...

Thank you!

Crazy Jason said...

Does Johnny Horton hear The Who?

Sparkle Plenty said...

That's some crazy shinola.

The Silver Fox said...

Hey, you wanna try dumb lyrics? Try Yes' "Long Distance Runaround" (the whole song) or America's "Horse with No Name" ("'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain."). Just sayin'.