Sunday, February 14, 2010

How I should behave: Lesson 722

So we were on our way to a party the other night.

Here is the conversation in the car before we got there.

WIFEY: "Now don't be a jerk tonight."

ME: "I'm never a jerk."

WIFEY: "Just behave."

ME: "Can I bring up the size of "Mary's" legs?"

WIFEY: "No."

ME: "Can I bring up the size of "Polly's" arm?"

WIFEY: "Yes."

1 comment:

Cake said...

I'm surprised you're allowed to be out in public, you menace you.