Thursday, February 04, 2010

Shark Attack!!

Today's blog is about a fatal shark attack that happened yesterday.

First off....notice my clever and original use of Jaws movie poster art in a story about a shark attack.

But anyhow...

So I'm reading the story about the shark attack in Florida.

And I come across this:


"I've never heard of multiple sharks in this area surrounding someone and fatally wounding him," said the victim's childhood friend, Teague Taylor, 36. "He was the nicest person ever."


He was the nicest person ever????? Like this in some way should have prevented the shark from eating him???

Because he was nice?


Cake said...

Nice people taste's a fact.

paul howley said...

Sharks don't eat clowns because they taste funny. (it's true!)

mouser said...

Sharkes don't eat people, guns do.

PETA member in de nort' countree said...

Canada's had about 140 soldiers killed in Afganistan, and, unlike certain countries I could name, (who smuggle their casualties home), each and every one of them has been eulogized on the nightly national news. And each and every one of them also happens to be "the nicest guy you could ever meet". So here's a tip: If you need food for your pet shark, just invite a Canadian soldier over for dinner.