Move over, Barbra Streisand.
You too, Julia Roberts...Jennifer Aniston.
I'm looking at you Jay Leno. Rosie O'Donnell.
Al Gore. Hillary.
Chevy Chase. Douche.
You people get stuck in my craw (That's CRAW, not CRAW!)
You think you're something.
You people bother me.
And I rarely change my mind about you (Though Rosie and Jennifer have recently gotten back on my 'They Don't Make Me Vomit' list)
Clooney. Douche pretending he's not.
But there is a new douchebag in town and his name is....
You pretended you were Ray Charles. Because you're an actor. An Actor.
Stop thinking you're a singer.
"Look at me! Look at me!! I'm rapping!! I'm talking street with the brothers!"
And you ain't even all that good of an actor. Except for when you were Ray.