So I have this long time great customer.
I guess he's originally from the Phillipines.
The other day he came in and bought some stuff and I put it in a yellow plastic bag.
HIM: "Are you being racist putting my stuff in a yellow bag?"
ME: "Of course not...everybody is getting yellow bags this week. If I was being racist I would have given you one of our brown bags.
He was kidding. I was kidding.
So he comes in today.
He buys some stuff and I once again put it a yellow bag.
ME: "I hope I'm not offending you?"
ME: "I've never forgiven you bastards for Pearl Harbor."