Saturday, November 19, 2011

How To Get A Large Tip (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)

So last night I went to get a haircut.

Here is the conversation after I was seated:

HOT FEMALE HAIR TECHNICIAN: "How would you like your hair done?"

ME: "Just make me look perfect."

HOT FEMALE HAIR TECHNICIAN: "You looked perfect when you walked in!"


I was played!!!


Beatles said...

Tip It To Ride

Sgt. Perfect's Lovely Hair Club For Men Band

I Want To Cut Your Hair

Beatles said...

I Want to Hold Your Wallet

Tip Me Do

He's Not Savvy (He's My Sucker)

Lady Tipwanna

Lame Beatles said...

Hello Gratuity?

Beatles Not Really Trying said...

Come To Get A Tip?

Madam Obvious said...

Lady Tipwanna wins!

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Lady Tipwanna is LAME!!! It doesn't even mean anything.

Anonymous said...

Tip Me Do doesn't make any sense either.

Genius Beatles said...

Day Tipper

Fixing A Hair

We Can Comb It Out

Balding Beatles said...

Getting Balder

You're Going To Lose That Hair

Anonymous said...

Shave Me Madonna

When I'm Sixty Four I Probably Shouldn't Be Wearing My Hair Like This.

Lady Tipwanna said...

Lady wants a tip, loser!

Brian Chopstein said...

Baby you come visit my chair
If you want a little less hair
Bary you come visit my chair
And baby I cut you...