Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Penn State Sex Scandal

First of all what the hell is a 'Nittany'?

And what does a Nittany have to do with lions?

And why are ten year old boys going to Penn State?

Are they genius level savants?

Are they just huge ten year olds that play football??

How does one coax a huge ten year old genius football player into the shower room to have 'soap battles'?

Why do some men want to prey upon young boys when there are tons of hot chicks on campus. Of age!

Have you ever wondered what Andy Rooney would think about the Penn State Sex Scandal?

Or what would Heavy D think?

Maybe Joe Frazier coined the word 'Nittany'.

Maybe Joe Frazier liked lions.


And don't you love the idea that Penn State students went on a rioting rampage after hearing that Paterno got fired and wouldn't coach the game this week?

You know, Joe Paterno,the guy that knew his assistant was raping ten year old boys in the shower room and didn't go to the police.

I love that college students are so bright that they cheer this piece of crap.


Child Rapist Beatles said...

ALL my loving.

Fixing A-Hole

Happiness is a Warm Son

He Came In Through The Shower Room Window.

I Want To Hold Your Hand. And Your Penis.

Beatles love boys said...

Get Closer

Day Unzipper

Do You Want To Not Tell Anybody A Secret?

Cocky Raccoon

Hey Jude, Let me fix that jock strap for you.

The Ballad of John and L'il John.

Late Night Obvious Comment, eh? said...

So to sum up:

American college students aren't so smaht.

Bruce Sandusky said...

I'm wonderin' where the lions are