GUY: "Do you know someone that sharpens saws?"
ME: "Sharpens saws?"
GUY: "Yes, do you know someone that sharpens saws?"
ME: "No."
GUY: "You're telling me you don't anybody that sharpens saws??"
ME: "Why on earth would I know someone that sharpens saws?"
GUY: "You're a liar!!"
ME: "What the fuck are you talking about??? If I knew someone that sharpens saws I'd certainly wouldn't lie to you about it."
GUY: "So who sharpens saws?"
ME: "What are you talking about!!??"
GUY: "Someone in Norwood, perhaps?"
ME: "Oh, you mean Bobby."
GUY: "Yes. I knew you knew him."
ME: "Sorry. I forgot he sharpened saws. I thought you were nuts."
GUY: "Not a lot of saw sharpeners anymore."
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2 comments:
wicked clevah!
So to sum up:
Once again, IANO loses.
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