Friday, November 18, 2011

We ain't talking about Diane Lane.

So me and Wifey are driving last night (actually it was me doing the driving. Wifey was sitting in the passenger seat)

Here is the conversation:

WIFEY: "You're always in the wrong lane!"

ME: "Always? Always??"

WIFEY: "Yes, always."

ME: "Am I in the wrong lane right now?"

WIFEY: "There is only one lane."

ME: "So what you're saying is I'm NOT in the wrong lane, is that correct?"

WIFEY: "You're the most annoying person ever."

ME: "You are."

WIFEY: "Ask anybody."

ME: "Anybody? ANYBODY??"

WIFEY: "You're so annoying."

ME: "You are."

WIFEY: "You're in the wrong lane."


beatles said...

Got To get You Into My Lane

Yellow Solid Double Lines

Ticket To Weave

Vicki Buffum said...

You aren't the most annoying person ever but you're close.
Wifey might have been wrong about that, but she was right about you being in the wrong lane.

How can you be in the right lane when you're not even on the right street?

S. said...

Yup, most annoying person ever. Is Wifey ever wrong??