Tuesday, October 17, 2006

25 years ago today

Today is our 25th wedding anniversary and I would just like to thank my darling wife for 19 wonderful years of marriage.

14 comments:

Sparkle Plenty said...

You better send a check to Henny Youngman's estate for that one, dude. And: CONGRATULATIONS!!! That's so cool.

What's the official gift for the 25th?
Traditional: Silver.
Modern: Automobile.
Noopie: Vacuum cleaner bags or mail order Jack-in-the-Box tacos.

stuckwithacomb said...

Clinky has a Porcupine

Anonymous said...

So were they 19 consecutive years, or were the 6 bad ones sprinkled throughout the 25?
Congratulation NoOprah, and Wifey.

Sparkle Plenty said...

Put the porcupine dowwwwwwwn, Clinky. Now, walk away slowwwwwwly, Clinky.

Anonymous said...

Waitaminute! My anniversary was last week and I didn't get flowers from mrs bacon ace. Does that mean that I get to blow cash at Nordstrom's?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Henny Youngman is dead??

Anyone have him on their deadpool?

(Freddy Fender died over the weekend...*sob*)

Anonymous said...

As long as we're ripping off dead comedians in relation to aniversaries; "I don't get no respect". I mean serisouly, NO FLOWERS?

Anonymous said...

You know NoOprah it's our 6 year anniversay this month too. Wait, are we supposed to call them anniversaries if they're related to working together? Am I supposed to get you flowers?

Sparkle Plenty said...

Things that Noopie and Bacon Ace can give each other to celebrate their sixth anniversary (in addition to a one-armed, gruff "man hug"):

Traditional: Candy / Iron
Chocolates
Sweet gift baskets

Modern: Iron
Cast iron cookware
Iron furniture
Golf clubs
Exercise equipment
Andirons for fireplace
Fireplace screen
Iron sculptures
Iron door stop
Iron decorative plaques

Alternate Modern: Wood
Decorative shelf
Bookcase
International carvings
Bonsai plant
Gardening gifts
Furniture
Address plaque
Firewood

Cake said...

For this year's anniversary, I'll be getting Mr. Cake a tin roof or an aluminum pie plate...I haven't decided which yet.

Happy happy, NoOprah!

Anonymous said...

So there is a Mr Cake then. And we're sure that Mr Cake is not you correct?

Cake said...

Mr. Cake is not me...no matter how many times NoOprah tries to tell us all that.

Bemisdown said...

Wow! 25 Years!

I suggest you rush out and purchase Mrs No a Nobel Peace Prize (currently on sale at Nordstroms).

Congratulations Nooprah and Mrs. No!

Anonymous said...

Before The Next Teardrop Falls
by Baldemar Huerta

If He Brings You Happiness
Then I Wish You All The Best
It's Your Happiness That Matters Most Of All

But If He Ever Breaks Your Heart
If The Teardrops Ever Start
I'll Be There Before The Next Teardrop Falls

Tho' It Hurts To Let You Go
Darling I Want You To Know
That I'll Stand By You If Ever You Should Call
And If I Should Ever Hear
That He Made You Shed A Tear
I'll Be There Before The Next Teardrop Falls

I'll Be There Any Time
You Need Me By Your Side
To Dry Away Every Teardrop That You Cried

If He Ever Leaves You Blue
Just Remember I Love You
I'll Be There Before The Next Teardrop Falls
Yes I'll Be There
Before The Next Teardrop Falls