Saturday, October 21, 2006

The Fall Foliage Tour

ME: "Have you ever seen such a vibrant maple tree before?"

HOAG: "It's absolutely stunning!"

ME: "Quick take a picture of it!"

HOAG: "We should pull over and take one of the leaves and press it in wax paper and put it inside a book so future generations can see it's wonder!"

ME: "Splendid idea!"

HOAG: "Oh my God! Look at the orange hues on that Magnolia!"

ME: ::tinkles in pants::

HOAG: "If only our wives could see these colors!"

ME: "Look at the way the reds blend with the oranges and then the yellows....all with a nice mix of greens thrown in for contrast!"

HOAG: ::tinkles in pants::

ME: "Lets stand in that field and just spin around and let the colors overwhelm us with it's bounty of autumn!"

HOAG: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

ME: "Hoag?"

HOAG: "Yes Steve?"

ME: "I'm glad you're my friend"

HOAG: "Ditto right back at you"

ME: "Is that a french fry in the back seat?"

ME AND HOAG IN UNISON: "Dibs!"

13 comments:

Cake said...

Awww, so nice to see a couple of guys so in love. You have very understanding wives!

::weeps over the beauty of it all::

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I've learned my lesson...never goof on dead Amish girls.

Shame it wasn't a schoolhouse filled with John Kerry.

Anonymous said...

Gay Boys. Hmmmmmm.

Anonymous said...

Where?!

Sparkle Plenty said...

You boys take turns braiding the mane of your My Little Pony, don't you? What's that? Oh. You like to braid it, and the H Man gives it little perms? That's nice.

Cake said...

Sparkle:

They also have sleepovers and stay up late giggling about the Gilmore Girls.

Sincerely,
Cake

Anonymous said...

At least he didnt rip off a dead guys painting.

Bemisdown said...

For Sleepovers, Hoagy brings the High School Musical DVD and Nooprah provides the cheese curls and Doritoes. And they stay up wicked late to make prank calls.

They're SO darn cute!!!!! BFFS!!!!!

Bemisdown said...

Jackson Pollack,

That wasn't a painting-that was Hoagy tinkling bright Autumn colors onto a canvass.

Cake said...

Foolish Bemisdown...NoOprah would never bring Doritoes.

He'd bring Fritos.

Anonymous said...

"Doritoes"?

Anonymous said...

"Danquale"?

Bemisdown said...

cake,

You got me there.

But for a fact, if they were up REALLY late, they'd sneak out of the house and play "Ding-Dong-Ditch" in the neighborhood.

Those wacky BFFS!!!!!