DAUGHTER: "Dad?"
ME: "Yeah?"
DAUGHTER: "You don't use urinals, do you?"
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
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30 comments:
What's a urinal?
YOU: "For what?
And that's why x-ray urinals are the best superpower.
Ah...excuse me...I know this is off the subject, but has anyone seen my pants?
They're in the urinal.
Did she ask if you were going to hell in a urinal?
Did she ask if you were going to hell in a urinal?
Ha! You should tell her about the trough at Fenway!
Line 'em up boys!
MotherofGawd,
I think she assumed I was a girlyman and used stalls.
"I think she assumed I was a girlyman..."
Aren't you?
You should have said "No,but Mom does."
(Sorry Mrs. Nooprah-as if you don't have to put up with ENOUGH)
Mrs NoOprah only uses them as a pasta strainer.
(A buddy of mine had two urinals installed in his house. Really)
He should have 3. You know the universal urinal rules.
I wish I could learn to use a urinal...would sure save on those long line-ups into the women's washroom.
>>>He should have 3. You know the universal urinal rules.<<<<
They're not in the same bathroom.
>>>I wish I could learn to use a urinal...<<<<
Dear Mr. Cake,
1. Approach said urinal.
2. Point feet at the 10 minutes until 2:00 postion.
3. Unzip fly.
4. Remove penis.
5. Urinate into urinal
6. Shake penis no more than three times removing any hanging drips.
7. Quick look to the urinal to your left to see what the dude using it is packin'
8. Put penis back in pants, zip up, go to sink, wash up, fluff hair on head...act cool.
Thanks for THAT Nooprah.
Do you think I could ask the dude next to me if he had a tampon on him?
In his purse, that is. Not actually ON him.
Bemisdown:
I posted my comment and then immediately wondered who I'd set up for the response...I should've known better, really. Ha!
Cake,
What can I say? I'm just curious by nature.
And yeah...by now, you should've known!
I'm a little on the slow side today...and, yes, just today!
I think Nooprah should publish "The Gentleman's Handbook of Proper Peeing."
Or "The Gentleman's Guide To Proper Peeing." I like that title better.
HANGING DRIPS??????
Tabernac!
Numbers 3 and 4- I did not know about those!
Merci for the reglements de usage, there Noophrah!
" Do you think I could ask the dude next to me if he had a tampon on him?"
You could, but I always find it better to say "Nice watch", and leave it at that.
I like to set up a link to you from the Www Travel blog. What do you think about that?
Who let that crazy Montréal guy in here again?!
Dear Montreal Paul,
#3 and #4 are VERY important in the states. Very Important.
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