Cousin Saul was having a cookout one summer and everyone who was invited was supposed to bring something....a salad, soft drinks, jarts, hot dogs, burgers, crackers etc.
Hoag showed up with a bowl of wax lips.
Oh crap...the title kinda gave away the punchline.
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In the words of the inscrutable yet always-on-target stuckwithacomb, "Clinky has a wombat." (Copyright 2006. All rights reserved, stuckwithacomb.)
Now, now...everyone knows the party doesn't really get started till the bowl of wax lips arrives.
Jarts are now outlawed in Massachusetts. Really.
I LOVE Jarts!
Really? JARTS is illegal in MA? That's just weird.
Jarts are large, heavy lawn darts.
They kill children and dogs.
"They kill children and dogs."
Only in the hands of a skilled player. Anyone else just gets lucky.
"Jarts are large, heavy lawn darts."
I know (thanks, Google!) but that other hit was in the top three so...I couldn't resist.
Geek.
I just KNEW Phil Donahue's Niece was a closet Trekkie...
Oh, that Hoagy!
actually i recall this quite well and it was a HUGE brown paper bag full of wax lips!!
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