Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Massachusetts Voters No Longer Racist!

Bay State voters turn their hatred towards homely white women!

And I say it's about time!

Send these ugly bitches back to where they came from!

16 comments:

Dolphin McGee said...

It may not be racist anymore, but it's still dolphinphobic.

Hot-Dolphin said...

Run a hot dolphin and we'll see just how Dolphinphobic they are.

Eeeeeee! Eeeeee! Eeeeee!

Lois Lane said...

I knew that stingray running mate would be the dolphin's downfall.

Anonymous said...

Never have a stingray do a man's job.

Stingray O'Leary said...

Hey Anonymous,

Come for a swim. The water's fine.

Anunomess said...

Stingray, I'll stay in my boat, thanks.

Anunomess said...

A purple-people-eater could have run on the Democratic ticket and they would have been guaranteed a shoe-in, if they just appeared nice.

Voters here aren't racist or sexist, they just vote like the rest of the country - who has the most charisma (Dems Gore and Kerry never had a chance with no personality and no sense of humor).

There was no vote here yesterday (except for Cheryl and Emmitt).

I Ain't No Oprah said...

Rummy just resigned.

cake said...

Dear NoOprah:

Get control of your blog already, it's infested with sea critters!

Yours sincerely,
Cake

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I call them Democrats.

Dolphin McGee said...

Bite me, Cake.

ps.
I'm running for Rummy's old job. Wish me luck!

Anunomess said...

D.McGee:
Just remember to appear gracious and avoid the issues, and you'll step right into the vacant office.

Britney Spears said...

Dosen't anyone care that I am now a single mother with two small children? Where's my sympathy wagon?
Screw elections, what about me, me, me!!! (oh, and my poor two babes.)

Sparkle Plenty said...

Is she called "Spears" 'cause she hunts dolphins? If so, I'd run and hide if I were dolphin mcgee...she's gotta be all k-fed up and medieval-mood, yo.

cake said...

"Dosen't anyone care that I am now a single mother with two small children?"

No. Go play with the stingrays.

motheragawd said...

You're cute when you're marginalized.