It's a gas, gas, gas!
It may not be racist anymore, but it's still dolphinphobic.
Run a hot dolphin and we'll see just how Dolphinphobic they are.Eeeeeee! Eeeeee! Eeeeee!
I knew that stingray running mate would be the dolphin's downfall.
Never have a stingray do a man's job.
Hey Anonymous,Come for a swim. The water's fine.
Stingray, I'll stay in my boat, thanks.
A purple-people-eater could have run on the Democratic ticket and they would have been guaranteed a shoe-in, if they just appeared nice.Voters here aren't racist or sexist, they just vote like the rest of the country - who has the most charisma (Dems Gore and Kerry never had a chance with no personality and no sense of humor).There was no vote here yesterday (except for Cheryl and Emmitt).
Rummy just resigned.
Dear NoOprah:Get control of your blog already, it's infested with sea critters!Yours sincerely,Cake
I call them Democrats.
Bite me, Cake.ps.I'm running for Rummy's old job. Wish me luck!
D.McGee:Just remember to appear gracious and avoid the issues, and you'll step right into the vacant office.
Dosen't anyone care that I am now a single mother with two small children? Where's my sympathy wagon? Screw elections, what about me, me, me!!! (oh, and my poor two babes.)
Is she called "Spears" 'cause she hunts dolphins? If so, I'd run and hide if I were dolphin mcgee...she's gotta be all k-fed up and medieval-mood, yo.
"Dosen't anyone care that I am now a single mother with two small children?"No. Go play with the stingrays.
You're cute when you're marginalized.
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