As you probably know by now Michael 'Kramer' Richards had a bad weekend. I had dinner and conversation with him last night.
Here is how that went:
ME: "So before we begin would you like a smaller or larger steak?"
KRAMER: "Bigger."
ME: "And after dinner would you prefer a cigar or a..."
KRAMER: "Cigger-rette"
ME: "So before you became famous you had lots of odd jobs....I heard you once worked in a cemetery. What did you do there?"
KRAMER: "Digger"
ME: "And you also worked in the fields in Texas looking for black gold....Texas tea....what did you do there?"
KRAMER: "Oil rigger"
ME: "And you went to college...what was your favorite part of that?"
KRAMER: "Keggers"
ME: "Great steaks, huh? Would you like a beer or wine or maybe some...."
KRAMER: 'Ligger"
ME: "So lets get on with this weekend....your old pal Julie-Louis Dreyfus had some harsh words to say about it."
KRAMER: "Frig her"
ME: "You must have read all the stuff on the Internet about you....you do have a computer, correct?"
KRAMER: " 80 Gigger"
ME: "Lets talk a bit about show biz...who is your favorite actress?"
KRAMER: "Renee Zellweger"
ME: "Actor?"
KRAMER: "Arnold Schwarzenegger"
ME: "Any favorite rock stars?"
KRAMER: "Jagger"
ME: "Any favorite or beloved cartoon characters from childhood?
KRAMER: "Tigger"
And that was the gist of my dinner with Kramer. Seemed like a nice man with no issues.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
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Everyone's speechless...go figure!
It figgers.
After Michael Richard's "bad week-end" happened, The Walt Disney Corporation got all freaked out and they changed the name of the Winnie The Pooh friend, Tigger. He will now be called Tegroe.
I also heard poor Kramer has issue with traditional Irish dancers.
(You know...jiggers.)
::sniggers::
"Seemed like a nice man with no issues."
This from the man with a Hitler fetish? That makes me feel better.
...or read the book by Randall Kennedy.
Kooky
Rerun
Actor
Makes
Error
Randomly
I wish I could stop.
Sparkle,
That's why acronyms are the best super power.
Buried anger has prevailed during tirade.
Clinky, if only Kramer was a robot.
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