As you probably know by now Michael 'Kramer' Richards had a bad weekend. I had dinner and conversation with him last night.
Here is how that went:
ME: "So before we begin would you like a smaller or larger steak?"
ME: "And after dinner would you prefer a cigar or a..."
ME: "So before you became famous you had lots of odd jobs....I heard you once worked in a cemetery. What did you do there?"
ME: "And you also worked in the fields in Texas looking for black gold....Texas tea....what did you do there?"
KRAMER: "Oil rigger"
ME: "And you went to college...what was your favorite part of that?"
ME: "Great steaks, huh? Would you like a beer or wine or maybe some...."
ME: "So lets get on with this weekend....your old pal Julie-Louis Dreyfus had some harsh words to say about it."
KRAMER: "Frig her"
ME: "You must have read all the stuff on the Internet about you....you do have a computer, correct?"
KRAMER: " 80 Gigger"
ME: "Lets talk a bit about show biz...who is your favorite actress?"
KRAMER: "Renee Zellweger"
KRAMER: "Arnold Schwarzenegger"
ME: "Any favorite rock stars?"
ME: "Any favorite or beloved cartoon characters from childhood?
And that was the gist of my dinner with Kramer. Seemed like a nice man with no issues.