As you might already know, I hate making fun of my customers. Sometimes.
So this guy comes in my shop the other day that I haven't seen in about ten years or so. And even back then he only came in a few times a year and rarely bought anything. 79 IQ kinda guy (79 is dumb, right?) But I remembered his blank look and riveting conversation. Here was the back and forth from the other day:
ME: "Hi! Have you've been? I haven't seen you in years!"
DOLT: "Good."
ME: "Good."
DOLT: "I still have that book I bought from you ten years ago."
ME ::thinking to myself....How the heck would I know what book this tard bought ten years ago???::: "Great!"
DOLT: "You remember that book right?....It was right over there ::points in the general direction of a book case:: "
ME: "Of course."
I hope he comes in another ten years and asks if I remember what he was wearing...
Monday, November 13, 2006
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You just did a blog about someone buying a book that you don't remember?
It's why I keep coming back here.
While working yesterday a guy came in that called me "chief" four times in under 5 minutes, and not doing it in a humrous way. I believe that in the rules posted a few months ago this man is officialy a "douchebag correct?
I try to forget deli. It aint always easy.
But did this deci-annual book buyer drop off a resume?
-- Lamont Cranston
Ba-BAM! Sock-o! Pow-ee! Lamont SHOOTS...Lamont SCORES!
Here's what would be a cool twist ending to the story: You and the "dolt" are the same guy!
That's why a good memory is the best superpower.
I was a customer at a store the other day and the gal behind the counter, who was obviously a former student but I didn't recognise her, asked me
"So, do you still have two kids?"
(I wish very much I had said "No. I had to sell the small one to buy a car.")
Moral: Double Digit I.Q.'s can be found on BOTH sides of the store counter.
Clinky, DUDE! I was going to make the same comment, but along the lines of, "Talking to yourself again, Nooprah?" Does this mean I'm turning into a Girl Robot?
/////////Double Digit I.Q.'s can be found on BOTH sides of the store counter./////////////
Don't I know it....HEY! Wait a minute...
Havin' deli is the best superpower.
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