Thursday, April 12, 2007

Beatles, corn cobs, and you.

So after yesterday's horrific tale of using corn cobs as toilet paper it got me thinking what it would have been like had the Beatles written about said corn cobs...

1. Cob la-de, cob la-da

2. Magical Mystery Sore

3. Can't Buy Me Salve

4. Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Cob Band

5. Twist and Shout

6. Happiness is a Warm Cob

And I could go on and on...

(#6 will be hard to beat)


stuckwithacomb said...

Rocky RaCorn

Anonymous said...

While My Corncob Gently Sweeps

Anonymous said...

While My Corncob Gently Sweeps

ty cobb said...

Back In The F.E.C.E.S

cake said...

- You're Going to Lose That Kernel
- Old Brown Cob
- Ain't She Sweet Corn
- Yellow Submarine (no edit required)

Horroru said...

- Drive My Cob
- Paperback Wiper
- Fixing A-Hole
- Why Don't We Do It In The Road

stuckwithacomb said...

-Ballad of John & Yokorn
-Maize-ical Mystery Tour
-Please Mr Popcorn
-Kernel Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

heavy helen said...

Long Tall Cobby?

cousin saul said...

Shawshank Redemption...oh...maybe I don't get it.

Anonymous said...

I'm Only Wiping
Ass Onion
The Continuing Story of Bunghole Blues
I Don't Want to Spoil the Potty
Things We Shat Today
I Should Have Known Butter
To Know Husk is to Love Husk
Lend Me Your Cob
Got to Get You Into My Wipe
Here, There and Everywhere -- Yes, I realize this isn't a modification, but I reckon it's plenty true...

-- Lamont Cranston

Mick said...

I think it's time the real band took over:

- Corncobber Blues
- Have You Seen Your Corncob, Baby (Soaking in the Shadows)
- Sweet Neo Corn
- Turd on the Run (doesn't need an edit)

Anonymous said...

Honky Cob Woman

Sympathy for the Bidet

Bella said...

The Long and Winding Cob

Eight Cobs a Week

I Want to Hold Your Corncob

With a little Help Fron My Corncob

Help! (I need some corn cob, not just any corn cob, I need some corn cob.. Heeeelp)

I Saw Her Kernels There

Kernels in the Sky With Diamonds

Yellow Corncobs Forver

Yesterday (all our kernels seemed so far away)

(sorry, I couldn't resist)