So after yesterday's horrific tale of using corn cobs as toilet paper it got me thinking what it would have been like had the Beatles written about said corn cobs...
1. Cob la-de, cob la-da
2. Magical Mystery Sore
3. Can't Buy Me Salve
4. Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Cob Band
5. Twist and Shout
6. Happiness is a Warm Cob
And I could go on and on...
(#6 will be hard to beat)
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Rocky RaCorn
While My Corncob Gently Sweeps
While My Corncob Gently Sweeps
Back In The F.E.C.E.S
- You're Going to Lose That Kernel
- Old Brown Cob
- Ain't She Sweet Corn
- Yellow Submarine (no edit required)
- Drive My Cob
- Paperback Wiper
- Fixing A-Hole
- Why Don't We Do It In The Road
-Ballad of John & Yokorn
-Maize-ical Mystery Tour
-Please Mr Popcorn
-Kernel Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Long Tall Cobby?
Shawshank Redemption...oh...maybe I don't get it.
I'm Only Wiping
Ass Onion
The Continuing Story of Bunghole Blues
I Don't Want to Spoil the Potty
Things We Shat Today
I Should Have Known Butter
To Know Husk is to Love Husk
Lend Me Your Cob
Got to Get You Into My Wipe
Here, There and Everywhere -- Yes, I realize this isn't a modification, but I reckon it's plenty true...
-- Lamont Cranston
I think it's time the real band took over:
- Corncobber Blues
- Have You Seen Your Corncob, Baby (Soaking in the Shadows)
- Sweet Neo Corn
- Turd on the Run (doesn't need an edit)
The Long and Winding Cob
Eight Cobs a Week
I Want to Hold Your Corncob
With a little Help Fron My Corncob
Help! (I need some corn cob, not just any corn cob, I need some corn cob.. Heeeelp)
I Saw Her Kernels There
Kernels in the Sky With Diamonds
Yellow Corncobs Forver
Yesterday (all our kernels seemed so far away)
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
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