Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Another episode of: WHAT WIFEY IS SAYING / WHAT I AM THINKING
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WIFEY: "We should get one of those refrigerators with the freezer on the bottom."
ME: "That sucks that YAZ popped up for the final out in the '78 playoff game."
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WIFEY: "We should get new furniture for the living room."
ME: "That catch by Brunansky was a amazing...still my favorite Red Sox moment."
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WIFEY: "I hate chocolate."
ME: "What kinda idiot hates chocolate?"
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WIFEY: "Do I look fat in these jeans?"
ME: "How the hell did that guy catch that football against his helmet like that?"
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WIFEY: "I want that new such and such cellphone."
ME: "Gravy."
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WIFEY: "Stand up straight...you're always slouching."
ME: "Someday, when the time is right, I must tell WIFEY about my back cancer."
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WIFEY: "What should we get the kids for Christmas?"
ME: "I love when people come into my store and give me freshly baked cookies that they made with their kids. It's really quite special even though I really just give the cookies to the homeless."
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WIFEY: "Do I look fat in this new outfit?"
ME: "Man...Wifey always looks good."
ME: "Gravy"
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3 comments:
Wifey: Why didn't I really think about being married to this guy for the rest of my life before I said "yes."
Noprah: Huh?
Boxcars.
(Gravy.)
Gravy!
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