DOLT: "Do you have gift certificates?"
ME: "Yup...how much would you like one for?"
DOLT: "Do you have them for other stores?"
ME: "Why would I sell other stores gift certificates?"
DOLT: "It's Christmas."
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DOLT: "Do you have anything for sale?"
ME: "Everything is for sale."
DOLT: "How much?"
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DOLT: "Do you have the DUMMIES books?"
ME: "Any particular one?"
DOLT: "Any on knitting?"
ME: "Nope...but I might have a 2009 knitting calendar they might enjoy."
DOLT: "Really?"
ME: "Nope. That was a joke."
DOLT: "Oh."
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GUY ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE: "Come on over for Christmas Eve!"
WIFEY: "Okay...first we have to go over to Mike's house...we'll be over afterwards."
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CHRISTMAS EVE:...."Hi...were just down the street....is it okay to come over now?"
GUY ACROSS THE STREET: "No...we're tired."
ME to WIFEY: "So we left a fun party NOT to go across the street?"
WIFEY: "Yes."
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DOLT: "Do youz hab any vibraiding stigs?
ME: "Vibraiding stigs?"
DOLT: "Yes!"
ME: "No."
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GAL: "Would you like to buy these DVDs?"
ME: "No....but I'll buy your violin."
GAL: "Really...cool!"
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6 comments:
Very thoughtful on the violin thing, but I already have one. Can I exchange it for a gift certificate?
All we have left are McDonald's gift certificates.
That's fine.
$500 worth of apple pies and hash browns!!! 2009 is gonna be awesome!
You had an invite from your neighbour across the street??? And you were already at a party?? I'm way jealous of all your invites....btw, have you seen Flip?
Dear Brit,
You know the neighbor across the street.
Can we really call that an 'invite'?
(Hearts...my house....tonight?)
We'd come but we're too tired.
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