Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Don't BOGO that shoe joint my friend.



Doesn't everyone know what BOGO is?

Certain retailers THINK you know what it means. Or at least they want you to know what it means so they can be hip and advertise BOGO.


No CONSUMER has ever said "AWESOME...they're holding a BOGO!"


So I'm at the mall last night and I see a shoe store advertising a BOGO sale and they TOTALLY fucked it up.

Listen up PAYLESS SHOE STORE...a BOGO is a 'Buy One Get One' sale. A BOGO.

But you fools did your BOGO as a BUY ONE GET ANOTHER ONE FOR HALF PRICE...better known in retailer argot as BOGAOFHP.

But a BOGAOFHP doesn't sound as cool as BOGO does it? But you figured you'd use it anyhow. Didn't you?


I hope you and your crappy shoes die a horrible death.


Or something.



Cake said...

I hate to see the rant that'll happen when the dollar store does a get-half-off-with-your-second-purchase-BOGO for non-dollar items.

Bogo the Clown said...

Were Crocs BOGO'd and how many pairs did you buy?

bacon ace said...

Why were you shopping at Payless? Doesn't Wifey deserve only the best footwear?

Incredible Hulk said...

Hulk shops at Payless Pants.
When they run out of purple HULK SMASH!

Cake said...


Didn't you read his post? It was BOGO at Payless! Two Crocs for the price of one and a half Crocs!

mulderjoe said...

I'm waiting for BOGOTA

(buy one get one then another)

mulderjoe said...

btw, i like your doggie avatar. you just love to remind me that my dog died, don't you?

merry f***ing *****mas.

I Ain't No Oprah said...

My avatar? Avatar?


Cake said...

IANO just lashes out when he doesn't understand something, pay him no mind.

Sparkle Plenty said...

So, to sum up:

Going to a BOGO, everybody
Going to a BOGO

It don't matter if your feet be flat
It don't matter if your feet be wide
Take nineteen ninety-nine
We buy just one pair
And we get one sweet free ride

David'Z RantZ said...

You should buy one -- I assume by "one" you mean "one pair" -- and FORCE them to give you another pair free with threats of false advertising and the like...

Except then you'd be stuck with two pairs of Payless shoes...

Never mind.

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