Monday, June 08, 2009

Where there is smoke, there is spiders.



So last night we're getting ready to go to bed when all of a sudden the smoke detectors go off.

ME: "What the heck is causing that!"

WIFEY: "Smoke or spiders."

I've heard that dust can sometimes set off smoke detectors...but spiders?

So anyhow...I check the house for smoke.

No smoke. Not really sure how to check a house for spiders.

We go to bed.

And I start thinking.

Maybe there is a fire in the dryer? Maybe an electrical thing?

Or something.

And then I start thinking about spiders.

Thinking about spiders does not put one to sleep fast.

Thinking about flaming spiders does not put one to sleep at all.

6 comments:

Flash Thompson said...

Panty-waist!

Lois Lane said...

If only you had a rented crate to put all those flaming spiders in....

Cake said...

I heard IANO stands on a chair (holding his skirts up) and screams for Wifey when he sees a mouse.

Really.

The Flaming Spiders said...

Buy our new metal album!

Spider Robinson said...

Who said I was gay? I'm not gay!

I also don't set off smoke detectors.

Spider-man said...

I'm not gay either!