Monday, June 07, 2010
I AINT NO OPRAH interviews the BP Oil Executives about the Gulf oil spill.
Welcome gentlemen! Today we have just a few questions about your plans on the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
"Do you plan on cleaning up all of the oil and making good on all of your promises to help the people of the Gulf coast?"
"If I only had a heart."
"We're gonna clean up alright. Everything. Or we're're gonna end up with the seat of our britches on fire."
"Are you going to help the wildlife that have been soaked in oil?"
"Not even a rhinoceros."
"Anything else you'd like to add?"
"Thank you gentlemen for your honest and insightful answers."
"Boy, you're just one dumb ol' cowboy, ain't you!?"