EVAN: "Hi. I. Am. Evan. And. I. Stutter. What. Time. Are. You. Open. Until?
ME: "Hi Evan! We're open until 6:30 during the week and until 5:00 on the weekends."
EVAN: "Thank. You."
The little bastard lied to me. He didn't stutter at all.
It would have been more fun if he had.