Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Evan the Liar

EVAN: "Hi. I. Am. Evan. And. I. Stutter. What. Time. Are. You. Open. Until?

ME: "Hi Evan! We're open until 6:30 during the week and until 5:00 on the weekends."

EVAN: "Thank. You."


The little bastard lied to me. He didn't stutter at all.

It would have been more fun if he had.


Anonymous said...

What a taradiddler!

Just sayin' said...'re open later on Wednesdays.

Did you really say, "Hi Evan!"...that's somehow very goofy.