Sunday, October 02, 2011

Attempted Murder






(I might have stolen this joke)

5 comments:

Quasimodo said...

I sent this to you weeks ago...you know, when it was new.

paul howley said...

It's still VERY funny.

Anonymous said...

It's hilarious...I love wordplay. (I was just bein' a quasi-brat to IANO, as usual.)

Ps
I had to explain this joke to someone on fb...I'm sure they thought I was pulling their leg!

Herbie Popnecker said...

So I'm thinking, if Wolverine's real first name's diminutive were Ted, and he became a priest, that would make him a TheoLogan.

Ogden Whitney said...

...and if Carmen Miranda had married Yves Montand, when she fixed her hair in the morning she'd be
Carmen Miranda Montand when she combed
She'd be Carmen Miranda Montand when she combed
She'd be Carmen Miranda Montand She'd be Carmen Miranda Montand
She'd be Carmen Miranda Montand when she combed