As you know each blog takes hours and hours of research, editing, rewrites, and candy. Today I don't have time so we're gonna play a little game me and the Blonde (Theresa) used to play.
I'm gonna generate 6 random letters ::rolls letter dice::B-A-H-P-D-T and you're gonna make a sentence out of them using each letter as the starting letter of each word. Your sentence will be a 6 word sentence and at the end we'll put them all together to have today's blog. And it has to be in order of said letters.
Got that?
You don't?
Tard.
Notice how the 'random' letters have the letter H? I wonder if anyone will use the word HOAGY in their sentence.
Best sentence gets Bonus Points. And you can enter as often as you like for a small fee.
Friday, November 17, 2006
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B-izzaro
A-m
H-oagy
P-lease
D-on’t
T-ell
Blowing A Horse, Please Dont Tell
Behold! Aquaman has Powers. Don’t
Tickle.
Bacon Ace Hopes Paul Dies Today.
Bostongraf And Heather Played Doctor Together
Bacon Ace Has Pretty Dexterous Toes
Beauty as happiness. Pretty dumb thought.
Be Aware, His Playstation Don't Tremble
By Asgard! Huggins pets dog tummies!
OK- two sentences.
Believe, Almighty Haliburton, people do tremble!
Bite a Hoagy, please do, today!
Dear North Country Paul,
I did some slight editing to your post.
Sue me.
Bostongraf Ate His Parent's Double Taco
Big-Ass Hoag's Pretty Darn Tall !
Buy all Hoagy’s products. Define tube.
Buy Amway household products during trial
Beautiful and handsome, please don't tickle.
Bush a Haliburton paid dirty toady?
Barley and hops pour down throat.
Borat and Hoagy please dirty tarts.
Breasts, Ass, Hands, Penis delight Theresa
We need to meet Theresa.
Bacon Ace has plenty down time
Bacon Ace Has Pretty Dainty Testes
Bears Around Here Practice Dirty Tricks
Barfing And Heaving, Paul Did Throwup
Bears And Hawks Puke Dead Trout
"We need to meet Theresa."
Cheater, cheater! That doesn't have any of the right letters in it.
Sheesh.
Bacon and ham, pretty damn tempting.
Basket and hell, posts doom Theresa.
Burp and hug prickly dolphins today!
Buy American holiday products, do turtles.
But Aquaman hates prunes, dig toots?
Bush American Hero! Public Demonstration Today
Bring all his posts down today.
Beast and his pal define trouble.
Beautiful, always Happy, perhaps defines T
Behave Around Here Potato, Don’t Talk!
Broken and hurt,please don't tease.
Bums Are Having Pizza Down There.
Blatantly Arogant Hoagy Phrases Don't Take.
Boring, Annoying, Hirsute Pair: Damn TomKat
Bostongraf and his parents don't talk
Bacon and Ham Please Doomed Texans
Bacon Ace Has Petty Declarations Today
Bums and Hobos Play Darts Together
Blasted accomplice hijacked precious diamonds...tarnation!
Boasting about height?? Posh dressin' type!
Big Animals Have Paws, Don't They?
Bag Another Ham Potato Double Taco
Bongiorno! Ah Havva Pizza Dats Tasty!!
Beaver Army Happily Provides Dam Tips
Blogs Always Have Pacific Daylight Time
Burgers And Hotdogs Provide Dinner Tonight
Bold And Haughty Pirates Dance Together
Braving All Hazards, Pigs Devour Trash
Broke Ass Hateful Punks Doing Time
Bored animals have pleasant dreams, too.
Bon Giorno issa 2 words a you douche a bag
Bastard! Aim higher, please...don't trip.
Bond...and happy, pleasant dreams tonight.
Busy and homely, possums deserve time.
"Blowing A Horse, Please Dont Tell"
But aren't horses pretty damn tiresome?
Bombshell! Actually, Hoagy prefers dainty thimbles.
Bah! Alaskans hum platitudes during Thanksgiving.
Boogers always have pleasured daring thespians.
Bing! Alrighty, hat please, Doctor Tickle.
But AintNo harbors private Democrat temptations...
Best actor, honestly! Provoking doubters tiresome...
Buffalos Are Having Playful Dreams Tonight
Being A High Plains Drifter Tirelessly
Bring a Hoagy Pleasing Daughter Tonight
Boisterous Antichrist Has Papa Devil's Tongue!
Bloodthirsty Architects Hasten Pirates' Demise Today!
Braveheart Always Half-clad: Privates Dangle, Tumescent!
Buuuurrrrp, Aintno Had Pie During Thursday
Bemis and Hoagy pumped Ditty...together.
Bloated armed horsemen puked dead toads.
Bitches and Ho's play dirty tricks.
Beware-Attila has police duty tonight.
Bears Are Hoagy's Pals, Darn Tootin'!
Bellowing At Hoagy Probably Deemed Tasteless
Boasts a Hoagy, "Posh duds today!"
Bloggers
Are
Hastily
Proving
Doubting
Thomas'
Balls Are Haggard's Personal Demon Today.
Busted.. AintNo has privates deliberately televised!
:Bring a Hoagy Pleasing Daughter tonite:
bostongraf gets MY vote!!!!
(sorry...broke the rules!)
Bostongraf Accepts Her Praise Donning Thanks.
Businesses At Home Prove Difficult Tasks
Blogger Aintno hasn't posted definative time.....
So...when do the polls close????
Bravissimo All! Haven't players demonstrated talent?!
Bouquets, 'agawd! Haveta part-- Dinner Time!
Oh, motheragawd's on fire today!
(Bi-tasking: Aintno hustles periodicals, devours tacos. and Buddynight and Hoagy: pretty dainty times.
All I can right now is Sparkle is winning with
-Bears Are Hoagy's Pals, Darn Tootin'!-
and we'll keep this contest going thoughout the weekend.
And maybe even do it it every Friday with 6 NEW letters.
Can you stand the excitement?
Boy, A Hoagy Phrase Does Trump.
Bet a Hoag praise does triumph.
A Sparkle win would be very justly earned...
But I think cake deserves a nod for her response to "Blowing a Horse...." Way clever!
(See? I need RESULTS so I can engage in post election analysis!)
Bemisdown: Aww heck, pissa!! Dozen thanks!
We ALL know Mr. No just wants to get to 100 responses...which is pretty dran impressive. So I'm going to help him get there so he'll just pick a winner.
So Nooprah...
Hve you been watching Wheel of Fortune so you can pick your NEXT 6 letters????
(POST 96)
Nooprah,
I had a tuna sandwich and chips for lunch today. Do you think my sister would approve?
(POST 97)
I wore pajamas to school today. It was pajama day, but I didn't wear anything from Victoria's Secret.
(POST 98)
Nooprah,
I'm beginning to think I drink too much Diet Coke....do you think Dr. Hoagy could recommend something to cure the rot in my intestines?
SWEET POTATO PIE!!!!!
100 POSTS!!!!!
You're pure MAGIC Mr. No!!!!
NOW can we do some post election analysis?
I know I'm going over the top with 101 responses, but I just want to make ONE closing remark:
1. Spelling doesn't count.
Bemisdown last 7 post's (except for "innocuous") Bemisdown another happy poster, deprived teacher.
P.S. I Love You.
BEMISDOWN!!!!
Let me comment on YOUR Blog!!!
P.S. I love and miss you!!!
I just came by to make sure it was over 100 posts.
Nice work, Bemisdown!
Yeah baby!!!! You Go Beam!!!!!
Sorry about the "a"
The Life Story of Anton Zip
The Long Version:
Anton went to a very fine university, and graduated on July 17, 1979.
Then, he worked for many years designing laser printers for the Hewlett-Packard corporation.
But all this time, he had been drinking heavily. So one day he gave it up cold turkey, and immediately suffered a severe case of delerium tremens.
The Short Version:
B.A.
H.P.
D.T.
Boyrobot=Anton's Hardwired Progeny, Detective Tells
Boy, Anton Had Prodigious Damn Techknowhow
I won't win--I couldn't win a race with an earthworm. But, boy I adore this game. Thanks $1,000,000 (you want small bills or large?) to Noopie (and Theresa) for leavening my dastardly working weekend!
HOAGY: A Play in Four Acts
I. The Buddy--
Barefoot, Amiable Hoagy: Princely Dude, That
II. The Wedgy--
Boisterous, Artful Hoagy: Pulled Drawers Tight!
III. The Escape--
Beastly, Amok Hoagy: Police Don't Taser!
IV. The Myth and The Legend--
Bigfoot and Hoagy: Probably Dating Tonight?
Big and heavy prize, detailed trophy....(goes to...ummmm...I can't decide)
Turkey Day Trophy: Carve off a hunk of the trophy for everybody (extra stuffing, please); serve sweet potato pie for dessert.
Dear everyone:
I just checked the mail and the mailman left me a large trophy marked "Bonus Points," with my name engraved on it.
I guess this means I win. Aww shucks...
Spud,
All done...just for you! Comment away! I love & miss you too!
And cake...Congrats to you! But what are the bonus points for exactly? Can you use them at Taco Bell?
:The Life Story of Anton Zip:
Clever Clever Clinky!!!!
Because all happy people deserve tards
118 comments...Sweet Potato Pie!!
Billy's at Hattiesburg Penitentiary, doin' time.
Bring all hot popcorn...delicious treat!
(I have popcorn on the brain...it's popping right now. Mmm.)
'bandon all hope...Pastry Done Triumphed!
Didn't noopie say something wild-eyed in his original post about "putting them all together and making them today's [yesterday's] blog"?
Was that some kind of challenge to put together a story using all of these sentences? Most likely I just went all full-metal-jacket-Tard and read it wrong.
Bat and hoop, pooh! DNA tab.
Also a palindrome.
Bitter anarchist
Hesitates Permanently
Doesn't tolerate.
Also a haiku.
Baking a Hoagy Pie-darn tasty!
Whoa.
I think Clinky just won with the palindrome.
::hands over the trophy::
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