Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Buzzed

On the radio this morning they mentioned that some company is going to start adding caffeine to their doughnuts. They'll be called Buzz Doughnuts.

Do doughnut eaters really need more caffeine in their systems? Will they wash those doughnuts down with coffee or Jolt Cola?

PS;

I had a dream about Hillary Clinton last night and it wasn't too bad.

I think I need a caffeinated doughnut so I'll never fall asleep again.

36 comments:

hillary said...

Was it as good for you as it was for me, baby?

I Ain't No Oprah said...

She was actually quiet pleasant. I think we kissed while one of us was upside down....kinda like Spider-Man and Mary Jane in the Spider-Man movie.

cake said...

Dear IAintNoSpiderman:

Was she a good kisser? And, if so, does this mean you'll vote for her?

Curiously yours,
Cake

cousin saul said...

Choke...gasp...ROWLF...wretch...gag...cough...gag....

Hillary said...

Bill never likes it upside down - the old ticker and his extra weight is limiting our fun!

But sweetie, you were very agile, and quite the contortionist!

Phil Donahue's Niece said...

Since Hillary is gay, NoOp... are you a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

Dr. Freud said...

Nooprah: It doesn't really matter who was in your dream since we actually dream about aspects of our own personality or 'Id'. That said, you were really kissing yourself, or that aspect of yourself that you relate to in Hillary (maybe the part of yourself you hate???).

Hillary is a Scorpio, so maybe it was just your astrological self you were kissing?

The upside down part is a bit of a curiosity (but lets not go there...).

Maybe too much spicy food before bed.

cake said...

Look at Cousin Saul...all choked up with jealousy.

Grumpy said...

Cake talks alot, eh?

motheragawd said...

Get more sleep. Lay off the caffeinated donuts.

Roger the Shrubber said...

Cake doesn't talk to much...sneaky raccoons trying to cause trouble!

bacon ace said...

NoOprah,
Remember that when you kiss Hillary you kiss everyone that Hillary has kissed, and everyone they've kissed. So technically you also kissed Monica Lewinsky.

Tex said...

\\So technically you also kissed Monica Lewinsky.//

EEEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwWWWW!!!!!

cake said...

"So technically you also kissed Monica Lewinsky."

Oh sweet gawd that's a bad mental image.

Thanks, Bacon Ace...thanks a LOT.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Freud, nobody has pointed out the confluence of the obvious woman metonym of "doughnuts" and "Hillary Clinton".

I suspect there is a LOT IANO ain't telling us. Starting with his over-the-top protests about not being Oprah.

Be who you are, IANO. Out and proud. There's no shame in admitting to the world that...

you're a Democrat.

-- Lamont Cranston

cake said...

Lamont:

I had to look up metonym. Now I'm going to have to see if I can use it in a sentence...though preferably not one involving Hillary/donuts.

Or doughnuts.

Anonymous said...

Cake:

I never metonym I didn't like.

-- Lamont Cranston

Bemisdown said...

Steve and Hillary sittin in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G....

cake said...

...first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Hillary Jr in a baby carriage.

Everyone...all together now!

Gazongalicious said...

Aren't you done doing your "work project" yet???? This hiatius crap is getting pretty boring......

Tex said...

yah I agree with Gazong...I miss IANO. I say hire new help to get this project done

Tex said...

yah I agree with Gazong...I miss IANO. I say hire new help to get this project done

jen said...

So, he's hiring, then??

Tex said...

I thought someone was going to take over this blog while he was hiatusing

Gazongalicious said...

Hmmm I wonder if I could work under IANO?

cake said...

For Bacon Ace.

Tex said...

Cake
you take the CAKE!!! I think I woke up my neighbors with my laughing at that!!

bacon ace said...

Oh sweet jeebus yes!

cake said...

A conversation with a co-worker earlier this afternoon:

Co-worker: "I hate my alarm clock. I set it to beep and I nearly break it every morning."

Me: "You need one that wakes you up with the smell of bacon."

Co-worker: "What!?"

Me: "It cooks you bacon."

Co-worker: "No way, that's too much. Who would want that?!?"

Me: "Someone with a bacon tattoo!"

Co-worker: ::blinks:: "I just don't understand you sometimes."

Tex said...

your co-worker should NEVER get his cake and eat it too!!! so mis-understood!!!

bacon ace said...

Me: "Someone with a bacon tattoo!"

Co-worker: ::blinks:: "I just don't understand you sometimes."

In my best Jack Nicholson voice:
"Wait 'til they geta load of me"

JET said...

He's gone off on us again? I thought we all agree last time that IANO had to post at least a minimum of once a week.

rat said...

Rats.

Anonymous said...

Not even a dam post on Super Bowl...

rat said...

That's because the Red Sox aren't in it!

Tex said...

I dont need no steeenking SuperBowl, everything's bigger in Texas