Thursday, January 18, 2007

This joke made me laugh when I was 9 years old

If Gomer Pyle married Winnie The Pooh he'd be a Pyle of Pooh.

It still holds up quite well, hmmmmm?

23 comments:

cake said...

Sweet gawd, a post...::faints::

(Yes it's still funny...but keep in mind who's saying that.)

motheragawd said...

Is this a test, Mr. Hiatus? To see who's still checking in? Well, I'm not!

stuckwithacomb said...

Gomer & Winnie would be an interspecies same-sex marriage, and that’s not legal yet, not even in Massachusetts.

stuckwithacomb said...

But assuming it somehow happened, wouldn’t it be Gomer Pooh? Or Gomer Pyle-Pooh?
Maybe Winnie Pyle, or Winnie Pooh-Pyle.

Tex said...

who names a boy Winnie? I think Winnie was a transexual

I think Tigger is a much better fit with Gomer though

Anonymous said...

Way back during my freshman year at the college humor magazine, dung jokes were all the rage ("What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnnnnng!")

Good to see you back and posting. Even if it does make your "hiatus" comment a FILTHY LIE.

Welcome back, even if it is only temporary.

-- Lamont Cranston

I Ain't No Oprah said...

How long is a hiatus?

scholarly rat said...

hi·a·tus

–noun, plural -tus·es, -tus. 1. a break or interruption in the continuity of a work, series, action, etc.
2. a missing part; gap or lacuna: Scholars attempted to account for the hiatus in the medieval manuscript.
3. any gap or opening.
4. Grammar, Prosody. the coming together, with or without break or slight pause, and without contraction, of two vowels in successive words or syllables, as in see easily.
5. Anatomy. a natural fissure, cleft, or foramen in a bone or other structure.

cake said...

"How long is a hiatus?"

Six letters.

Duh.

Tex said...

I thought size doesn't matter

Tishes said...

Oh Tex...you and I both know it does. *wink*

Tex said...

Well in Texas everything's bigGER but I guess in other states, it matters

Anonymous said...

Does this mean he is back and we can call off the hijack?

JET said...

IANO, you're a sight for sore eyes. Thanks for coming back. Was it the petition that broke ya?

Tex said...

anon
it was a breakout we were planning not a hijack


im just sayin

Gazongalicious said...

Were you feeling like poo for ditching us?

motheragawd said...

I'm STILL not checking in.

cake said...

Motheragawd:

Me neither.

your favorite daughter said...

oh dear god...i am an emotional crazy... i almost cried when i found out my father was on a break from his blogging. it was a sad day. don't let your posse down! ;)

Gazongalicious said...

Come on now IANO you are hurting the children. You are soooooo mean!

Bemisdown said...

See?

It wasn't long and it wasn't all that hard, was it?

I'm referring to your post hiatus blog, of course.

cake said...

::covers the eyes of NoOprah's Favorite Daughter::

BEMIS! Do you wanna scar this poor gal for life?!

rat said...

Just so you know...I'm not checking in anymore, either.