Monday, January 08, 2007

To Whom it May Concern,

Please excuse Steven from school today as he is sick.

Thank you,
Steven's Mom

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope you feel better soon!

Tex said...

i've heard that sweet potato pie is good for you

Anonymous said...

BAHHHHHH!!!

Cake said...

Hope there's chicken broth, blankets, and sleep in your near future...!

stuckwithacomb said...

Hope there chicken broth in your blankets. Yeccch.

Roger the Shrubber said...

A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.

Cake said...

SWAC:

Or maybe blanket broth and sleepy chickens?

Tex said...

I think you mix sugar with whiskey and honey

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Kotter,
Please excuse Juan from school today as he is sick.
Signed,
Epstein's Mom

Anonymous said...

Wow! NoOprah's mom blogs from beyond the grave.

Hey Mrs NoOprah,
Say hello to my grandfather for me.

Anonymous said...

NoOprah:

What rot. Either give us the full immunological details -- including carefully worded descriptions of all secretions -- or bugger off the servers.

How many colors does your mucous come in?

-- Lamont Cranston

Cake said...

Lamont:

Please don't feed the bears.

Sincerely,
Cake

Bemisdown said...

Dear Steve's Mom,

Given the fact that you are, ummmmh, to put it delicately, "not with us anymore," Steve may require a doctor's note as well.

Unless, of course, he's come down with something that's gross and disfiguring.

Respectfully,

A Caring Friend

I Ain't No Oprah said...

I aint really sick. I just had stuff to do this morning and had no time to blog.

I hate writing the blog after the store opens.

Lois Lane said...

"Unless, of course, he's come down with something that's gross and disfiguring. "

Yes. A doctor's note. And, of course, we'll also need 27 eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one.

Lois Lane said...

Not really sick????

Okay. Make that 28 photos.

Clinky said...

Cousin Steve pooped in his pants.

Cake said...

What? You fibbed to us? You played hooky?

And to think I made chicken soup cookies for you and all.

(Eww, forget I said that...)

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